Spoken: Content and links are like music and words.
Think you’ll have a top ten hit?

Stroke of keyboard, a Ninja and a Baiter
Does Matt think you’re Obiwan, Luke or Darth Vadar (Matt, I am your father)
My heart is true, and I’m not a hater
Just A little Gray but I’ll swear I didn’t pay ‘er.

So we’re under the radar, but still in the race.
We’re Link Ninjas, and you can’t see our face.
We’re trying to stay so undetectable.
Under the radar yet still in the race.

Ninjas undetectable and Ninjas in the SERPS
Cause Matt’s coming after you, spammers and perps!
Keep your friends close, your enemy’s closer
And if you’re Barry Schwartz you’ll keep it Kosher.

Yo! Sergey, Larry, Craig and Matt are looking at the color of your hat.
Minus 30 minus 950 and spirit of Frank the Cat.
My name’s Jim Boykin and a ninja dojo I’ve created.
Link Ninja in the house, working on getting rankings escalated.

But look out for Doug, To get a link he’s so afraid,
But he don’t really help you, even if you paid.
“You, You, You, You’re a Spammer I say!
I’ll teach you to do white hat – to white hat you Pray!”

Do subpage to subpage, ya know to go deep
And the art is what you pay, The art’s to get it cheap
Start with Trusted pages on trusted sites.
pages with backlinks and some – “edu delight”.

Knock Knock Where’s your email, how can I contact you?
I’m not spam, I’m done by hand – Know that I am true.
email, snail mail, and oh my God, the phone.
Go for the subpages, ya gotta pass on the home.

Filthy Rich and getting richer, and age it plays a role
And the shady link from 98 on me they pay a toll.
So This Freaking Sandbox, it’s all about time.
Hey Neal, you think you can ya dig this Rhyme?

Deep links, co citation, subpage to subpage everytime.
Andy and Aaron, you guys Diggin our Rhyme?
Move on, don’t farm, blend in and move along.
Jim’s still writing this rhyme. Thinking linkbait with the song.

Backlink text and deep link ratios
and how deep are your links and true
Those link pages and crap links
Are holding you back like glue.

And do you know about co-citation?
There’s just so many kinds of relations
Think about who is similar and who is related
This is your family, and who you have dated.

It’s not numbers of backlinks when you’re seeking links
It has to do with a neighborhood
With occasional curves, and occasional kinks.

—- Chorus—-
I’m a Link Ninjaaaaaaa, Ninjaaaaaa
Linkbait Linkbait – Your content gives link fate
Link Ninja Link Ninja – Link text defines ranking state.
Ninja Baiter -Ninja Baiter – Link rater, and content creator
The difference between ranking OK and Ranking Great.
I’m a Link Ninjaaaaaaa, Ninjaaaaaa
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It’s a jungle in the SEO Bling,
There’s a Gray Wolf and a WebGuerrilla stalking on the bank.
And to the delight of Hawaii SEO and ShandyKing
SEO By the Sea will explain the new patent rank.

Black Hat SEO and SEO Book
And Shoemoney’s checks are in sight..
Orion’s on the horizon, but I’m NotSleepy
I’m checking out SEO Rockstars tonight.

Search Engine Watch, now Search Engine Land
Webpronews, and others – I think we all love Rand’s.
Search Engine Journal, Search Engine Guide
Cre8asite, Digitalpoint, and Webmasterworld, oh my!

—- Chorus —-
I’m a Link Ninjaaaaaaa, Ninjaaaaaa
Linkbait Linkbait – Your content gives link fate
Link Ninja Link Ninja – Link text defines ranking state.
Ninja Baiter -Ninja Baiter – Link rater, and content creator
The difference between ranking OK and Ranking Great.
I’m a Link Ninjaaaaaaa, Ninjaaaaaa
—

Wheel, Beal, and Boykin , oh my!
Seeking to cover the whole SEO Tree.
Mr SEO and Disco, Hagans and Great ROI
I’ll take it in print, online, or even in MP3

Martinibuster, Sugarrae, and Chris Boggs.
Threadwatch, Roundtable and Toprank Blogs
Never get enough to read on this SEO Ride.
Get a link, have a drink – in a ninja you can confide.

It’s a UK invasion Like the Beatles and Floyd.
DaveN, Eurotrash, Grehan, and Lloyd
UK’s got several who can do it right.
Including Ammon, the famous Black Knight

Webmasterworld, Brett, eWhisper, engine and oogletree,
Without Webmasterworld, where would we be?
PMAC, ciml, BakedJake,Tedster, Lorax, Engine and Caveman
Googleguy, Orion and listen to Lawman

From Hawaii SEO to all around the globe,
To Stuntdubl on the hill, Now there’s a Ninja with a robe!
Oilman and incredibill, Both flying ninjas like a birdy.
So is Wilson, Whalen, Ward, and George Werty

—- Chorus —–
I’m a Link Ninjaaaaaaa, Ninjaaaaaa
Linkbait Linkbait – Your content gives link fate
Link Ninja Link Ninja – Link text defines ranking state.
Ninja Baiter -Ninja Baiter – Link rater, and content creator
The difference between ranking OK and Ranking Great.
I’m a Link Ninjaaaaaaa, Ninjaaaaaa